Monday, December 3, 2007

she's taking up her time making reasons.

Rise and shine, lovelies.

I'm up pretty early today because the mothership woke me up. She never fails to. I'm quite used to it alrd because she does that quite often.

Anyhoo, I am going out with the her(mum) later. Of course, to buy the things I need for the Kuching camp. I'll be gone for five fricken days yo, starting from this Wednesday.

Gah.. And you know what I definitely need? Sanitary pads. Okay, shut up. I predictknow AUNTY is gonna come by then. Urghs. The thought of it disgust me. How am I gonna freaking have fun OR actually do anything. Damn it. If only I can like, wear tampons or something instead of sanitary pads. That would be so much easier for me for me to walk, run, sleep, do pratically everything. Blahdeeblah. I know.. You'll lose your freaking virginity if you stick a tampon up your v*****. Maybe some of you might not find virginity a big deal, but for my mom and all those old people who still live in the prehistoric times, it is. Oh well. It's not like I'm gonna use a tampon or something anyway because right now, I have no intentions of having ANYTHING stick into the part I let out my bladder.. Nosiree bob. O_O I can never imagine having some thing insertstick into my v*****. Ohmygag, gross out. *shudders* I'm so gonna stop this right now, before I go too far. *shivers*

Goodbah.

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