#1, don't skimp on fabric but sorry, I kind of like to let my skin breathe. What, haven't you all heard? Less is more, wtf. And bageezus, the weather is absolutely scorching and not to mention, humid these days. I also don't mind wearing low-cut tops or dresses because I know neither of my titty or tata would fall out and I would only be bearing bare chest, wtf. Quite unfortunately, I fall under the 61% category. (In my defense, I like to think I am bordering B because a lot of my bras are cup size B, heh.) So, yep, I have my reasons.
#2, stop dreaming about unrealistic rubbish but I am a dreamer. *frown and pouts* And I also watch too much of Disney and way too many romantic movies/dramas for my own good. It is also my innate nature that I am such a hopeless romantic so it can't be helped, wtf. However, a part of me also knows that sometimes things are too good to be true so I know that it wouldn't last forever. Hey, at least I lived for the moment, right? Oh and I don't look for guys, I let guys discover me instead. Heh.
#3, obsessive camwhoring is very unhealthy but...okay, there are no but's. Thank goodness I curbed my tendency to camwhore every hour of the day, wtf.
#4, learn to cook a few dishes because I hate doing the dishes so in the future, when I go abroad for further studies or whatever, I could make a deal with my housemate/roommate that I'd do the cooking and she/he would do the dishes, wtf. I am in the process of learning how to cook. For now, I know how to cook seaweed soup ('cause it's one of my fave, wtf) and steam vegetables like broccoli, cauliflower, ladies' fingers and etcetera.
#5, if you don't like this guy who's interested in/crushing on/madly in love with you/wants you to have his babies, stop leading on but if you've already made it clear right from the very start that you just want a platonic friendship and yet, he still continues to woo you then just let him and in the mean time, utilize your 'chance', wtf. Hint him to willingly buy you chocolates because he knows you love them and not because you want them, heh. *winks*
#6, don't date your ex again because he is a mother fucking cheater. I may or may not love him but neither could do the fact that he cheated justice. He is still going through the phase every guy is bound to go through once in their guy lives (based on true stories, wtf) and knows nothing of loyalty or something namely called settling down.
#7, don't date your friend's ex-boyfriend if your friend still harbour feelings for the guy and if she still cries over him, don't even talk to him. It's a girl thing and if you didn't know, it's high time you know now. Be a bitch or not, it's your choice.
#8, when you go on dates, do The Cheque Dance let him pay for the first date (or the first few dates, heh) but if you've been out with the guy for more than thrice, there is no excuse for you to not insist to pay for at least once or at least get him a thoughtful gift in return.
#9, stop lying to yourself that you are fat, ugly and whatnot because you are beautiful and nothing is sexier than a woman who struts with confidence and it is always wiser to love yourself more than you love others. Just something I've come to realize.
#10, equip yourself with some knowledge. Smart is sexy but there are times when you may want to play dumb because guys adore it and being too smart/smarter than them intimidates them. Just something I've come to realize as well.
#11, don't ever fall for an attached guy or ruin someone else's relationship because if he could leave her for you, he could leave you for any other girl too. If you knew of his taken relationship status, leave him alone even if he was the one who made the first move. Just stay the fuck away. Don't ever, ever give me the whole lot of crap that you've fallen irrevocably and passionately in love with him and you know that he loves you back or whatever because when you just met him, you knew nothing of him and that was when you should have started running from him and not to him, bitch. Don't linger a little while more, so-called get to know him, hang out with him, flirt with him and try to fuck him or whatever scheme you have plotted in your vixen mind. Just think about it. If you were the guy's girlfriend, how would you feel? Karma's a bitch and you wouldn't want the same shit to happen to you. My opinion? If he's taken, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM. A girl should never steal another girl's man.
P/S: The word 'bajesus' is altered simply because I do not want to sort of 'make fun' of the Lord's name, wtf. If you get what I mean 'cause I don't know if I am making sense.
PP/S: I added in #11 on my own. Just something I feel very agitated about. Heh.
P/S: The word 'bajesus' is altered simply because I do not want to sort of 'make fun' of the Lord's name, wtf. If you get what I mean 'cause I don't know if I am making sense.
PP/S: I added in #11 on my own. Just something I feel very agitated about. Heh.
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Lol! I think you and crystal both have very good solid points. I like both just as much. I guess everyone has different opinions. =)
#7, don't date your friend's ex-boyfriend if your friend still harbour feelings for the guy and if she still cries over him, don't even talk to him. It's a girl thing and if you didn't know, it's high time you know now. Be a bitch or not, it's your choice.
^ thisssss :D
Hahahah, yeah. I like hers too, actually. What are yours? :)
Hahahah why Melo? It was something I kind of went through so yeah, know how shitty it feels, especially when your friend 'doesn't want to hurt your feelings' and hides it from you. I cannot accept, wtf. If you're talking to him, at least be honest about it, wtf.
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Hahah my friend wrote one for guys. Go read it. Hey, aren't you a guy yourself? :P
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