Self-destruction

My life right now is the bleakest of all bleaking bleak. (If that even makes any sense.)

How many days are there left to SPM? 17 days or less even, right? And how prepared am I? No where near at all. It's not even remotely funny. When I look at my friends' and all the people around me who are studying and working so hard, I feel so ashamed of myself. I really, really need to get my ass down to mugging and stop taking things for granted.

It's not that life isn't fair, it's people who are unfair. I admit I haven't been completely honest with myself, my family and friends, and all the people in my life. I lied, I cheated, I sinned for one too many times.

All I have to do is pour effort into STUDYING and get decent results that could get me into a decent college/university or something. Just studying, nothing else. It's such a simple task yet I let procrastination and laziness get the best of me. I go on with my life doing nothing productive each and every day and I mean, NOTHING PRODUCTIVE AT ALL.

At times, I wish I could slap myself really hard in the face just so I could snap out of it. I really ought to WAKE UP and start taking my life into my own hands seriously. I need to think for myself and take responsibility for my own undertakings. I don't know how fortunate I am and I need to quit thinking I deserve all I have or more in my life. 'Cause really, I don't.. I don't deserve any of these in comparison with the many people who deserve so much more than me. I hate don't like myself at times. Why can't I see?

My future is bleak. I am destroying myself and my own life. No one is to blame but myself.

I need motivation.
Give me persistence.

X X X

From: Mr Adams Buhari
African Development Bank
Burkina Faso (ADB)
Ouagadougou - Burkina Faso .

Dear friend,

I am writting to seek your coperation over this business, Please due welcome this letter.

I am Mr Adams Buhari the director of the accounts & auditing dept .at the African Development Bank Ouagadougou-west Africa . (A D B) With due respect, I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be beneficial to both of us.

At the bank's last accounts/auditing evaluations, my staffs came across an old account which was being maintained by a foreign client who we learnt was among the deceased passengers of motor accident on November. 2003, the deceased was unable to run this account since his death. The account has remained dormant without the knowledge of his family since it was put in a safe deposit account in the bank for future investment by the client.

Since his demise, even the members of his family haven't applied for claims over this fund and it has been in the safe deposit account until I discovered that it cannot be claimed since our client is a foreign national and we are sure that he has no next of kin here to file claims over the money. As the director of the department, this discovery was brought to my office so as to decide what is to be done. I decided to seek ways through which to transfer this money out of the bank and out of the country too.

The total amount in the account is ten million five hundred thousand dollars (USD 10,500,000.00).with my positions as staffs of the bank, I am handicapped because I cannot operate foreign accounts and cannot lay bonafide claim over this money. The client was a foreign national and you will only be asked to act as his next of kin and I will supply you with all the necessary information and bank data to assist you in being able to transfer this money to any bank of your choice where this money could be transferred into.

The total sum will be shared as follows: 50% for me, 50% for you and expenses incidental occur during the transfer will be incure by both of us. The transfer is risk free on both sides hence you are going to follow my instruction till the fund transfer to your account.

Since I work in this bank that is why you should be confident in the success of this transaction because you will be updated with information as at when desired.

I will wish you to keep this transaction secret and confidential as I am hoping to retire with my share of this money at the end of transaction which will be when this money is safety in your account. I will then come over to your country for sharing according to the previously agreed percentages. You might even have to advise me on possibilities of investment in your country or elsewhere of our choice. May God help you to help me to a restive retirement, Amen.

Please for further information and enquiries feel free to contact me back immediately for more explanation and better understanding.

I am waiting for your urgent response!!!

Thanks and remain blessed.
Mr Adams Buhari

HELLO, FELLOW UNKNOWN SCAMMER! :) I don't know what motive you hold or whatsoever but you looked for the wrong person.

Omggggg-ness, really. I may be young but Daddy taught me well and warned me of such stuffs. I'm not so stupid and naive. -0- However, thanks for providing a good laugh. Teehee.

P/S: I never bothered to check my mail's inbox/junk and when I do, wow. Hah hah. I didn't even bother to read through the whole thing, I just simply skimmed through and knew instantly that it is a stupid hoax, wtf. Why would anybody even take time to write such a lengthy email for nothing anyway?! I'm curious, wtf.