People say fourth time is the charm.

I LOST MY EFFING CELLPHONE STYLUS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW, WHEN, WHERE, WHAT, WHO, WHY IT IS LOST. I found it back. LOOONG STORY.. But I'll cut you the slack. I am such an angel, aren't I? Hah hah. (Perasan much.)


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WHAT THE EFF. My virgin eyes got tainted by some old ahpek in tattered clothes on a lousy, beaten and worn out motorcycle. YOU KNOW WHAT WAS HE DOING?!

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This, I shall not cut you the slack. This is totally worthy of my time, really. I shall start from the very beginning.

Once upon a time, *fast forwards to almost the climax* Joan and I got hungry after watching House Bunny. So, we decided to walk to Bouleavard and get ourselves some food. Namely, KFC. Since Joan's place and Bouleavard is within walking distance, we walked there.

Now, here's the climax.. While we were very innocently (may I emphasize on innocently?) walking to Bouleavard, we saw somebody on a motorcycle stopped a couple of feet away from us right after we passed the high ways and was before a vast piece of land. Of course, I trust that anybody and everybody would be curious enough to do what Joan and I did. Slowed down our pace and took a look at the person who stopped at the road side in the middle of no where.

MY BRAIN INSTANTLY REGISTERED WHAT HE WAS DOING WHEN I SAW HIS HAND DOING THIS UP AND DOWN GESTURE AT HIS P**** AREA! IT WAS HORRIFYING TO THE VERY CORE. We were pretty far away from him but it was really hard to miss when he is facing directly at you, really. Joan is an exception though, she's slow. Hah hah. (Joan, if you ever come by this, please don't whack me. :P)


Okay, I am starting to stray away from my topic. Back to topic, back to topic. Like I was saying, IT WAS HORRIFYING TO THE VERY CORE. I started running for my life taking double steps. Okay, fine.. I didn't exactly take double steps either but I quickened my pace and urged Joan to do the same. Somemore right, THE AHPEK WAS LIKE, CALLING OUT TO US. "HELLOH, HELLOH!" OH MY GOSH. How can ANYBODY not be freaked?!

I TELL YOU AH, THAT JOAN, STILL KEEP LOOKING BACK AT THE AHPEK! I was scared out of wits and she can still put on a very nonchalant expression like there is nothing to be worried of. WHAT IF THE AHPEK'S SEXUAL DESIRES WERE ARE TOO OVERWHELMING FOR HIM TO BEAR AND COMES RUNNING AFTER US ALL OF A SUDDEN?! I can never imagine what.. Ohmitofu. And I shall not. *shudders at the very thought*

OKAY! I needa stop thinking about the incident. Therefore..

To conclude everything, today has been a very queer and not to mention, freaky day. (Not really my whole day lah. More like the incident made my day queer and freaky. Get the gist?)